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🧪 Lab Report 052 – Deacon Blues and Devilish Brews

 


🧪 Lab Report 052 – Deacon Blues and Devilish Brews

Filed by: Tibalt’s Apprentice

Playing Magic isn’t just about winning—it's about vibes. It’s the shared glance across the table when someone topdecks the one out, the laugh when a janky combo actually works, the “what the hell?” moment when a forgotten precon starts running the table.

It’s also like listening to Steely Dan. Smooth, smart, layered. You don’t just hear a Dan track—you inhabit it.

That’s the space I like to be in when brewing or tuning a deck. And lately, I’ve been into tweaking precons—not tearing them down, but gently sculpting them into something mine. It’s like remixing a Dan song: the structure’s solid, but there’s always room for a weirdo synth solo, or in our case, a sneaky synergy piece.

🎷 Steely Dan: Magic Player Energy in Band Form

Some fun trivia while you sleeve up:

  • Donald Fagen and Walter Becker were studio perfectionists—like the MTG player who refuses to proxy unless it’s foil and double-sleeved.

  • They hated touring. Peak blue/black control energy.

  • Their lyrics? Subtle, cynical, surreal—like a flavor text from Unhinged filtered through a jazz solo.

In other words: Steely Dan is the spirit of casual-competitive Magic. Complex, confident, and just a little smug.

🛠️ A Precon Philosophy: Tuning, Not Rebuilding

There’s beauty in building with the bones of a precon, not against it. Here’s my approach:

  1. Keep the Core Vibe. If the deck’s about landfall, don’t pivot to Voltron. Flow with it.

  2. Upgrade in Layers. Fix the mana, cut the true duds, add one or two haymakers. No need to turn it into a cEDH beast—this is about jazz, not dubstep.

  3. Favor Synergy over Power. A $1 enchantment that triggers three other cards? That’s your soloist.

🎧 The Steely Dan Deckbuilding Playlist

Here’s what I put on when I’m sleeving, swapping, and dreaming up synergies:

  1. “Kid Charlemagne” – For that chaotic combo energy.

  2. “Deacon Blues” – Reflective. Perfect for mid-game grind or value engine planning.

  3. “Reelin’ in the Years” – Flashback to those decks you almost finished.

  4. “Do It Again” – For the infinite loops and recursion addicts.

  5. “Black Cow” – Chill vibes for tuning mana bases.

  6. “Aja” – The full experience: complexity, elegance, a touch of arrogance.

  7. “Peg” – Just a good time. For when you realize the jank is actually working.

  8. “FM (No Static at All)” – Like a well-tuned deck, this track is clean and buttery.

🧪 Final Notes

Whether you’re listening to Aja on vinyl or testing draws with a new mana rock, remember: Magic is a shared experience. A vibe. A jam session. A conversation in cardboard and dice.

Your deck doesn’t need to be optimized—it needs to sing.

Play loud. Brew smart. Sign your work.
— Tibalt’s Apprentice 🎸

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