Lab Notes!

  Nobody's Coming for You Personally (And That's Why You Should Play Harder) Derrick from Super Fast Tortoise said something on his morning show that made me stop and think: he wants to play more assertively. Maybe even aggressively. My first instinct was the same one every Commander player has: careful, that's how arms races start. I don't think that's true. Here's why. Two Different Levers "Assertive play" is a mindset. How you pilot. Develop every turn. Take the line instead of waiting for a safer one. Apply pressure. You can do all of that with a Bracket 2 precon. An "arms race" is a deckbuilding problem. Cards getting swapped for stronger cards, session after session, until nobody's having fun even though everyone's winning more. Two different levers. You can pull one without the other. I've watched a totally passive stax pile — hold everything up, combo off turn twenty — that's more of an arms-race deck than an a...

  The Weakest Deck at the Table Still Wins I don't usually do this. Most of what I make lives in the video and stays there. But the deck tech format only gives me so much room — rapid-fire card talk doesn't leave space for the why behind the picks, and some of that why is worth more than a soundbite. So I'm trying something new: a written companion piece to go with the video, digging into the parts that didn't fit. If this is useful, let me know — I'd like to know whether it's worth doing again for future videos, or whether it's better left as a one-off. I don't remember the games this deck has lost. That's not me being modest, and it's not selective bragging either — it's just true. I can tell you the exact turn Whiptongue Hydra cleared a sky full of dragons. I can tell you what it felt like when a $25 deck put a $400 deck in the graveyard. Ask me about a loss, though, and I've got nothing specific. My brain doesn't file those aw...

  Stopping Your Opponents From Winning Is Not As Good As Winning Yourself I heard someone say this recently and it hit me like a ton of bricks. For the first five to seven years I played Commander, I was playing it wrong. Not wrong by the rules — wrong by mindset. I learned to play to stop wins, not to win myself. I've spent the last ten years unlearning that. Nothing has ever said it as clearly as that one line. The mindset I had to break Playing to stop wins feels like playing well. You're reading the table, you're holding up interaction, you're never the reason someone resolves their combo. It looks like skill. But it's a defensive crouch dressed up as strategy — and I didn't actually start improving as a player until I started playing to win. Getting there meant clearing out two specific excuses I didn't even realize I was leaning on: "Money is what's stopping me from winning." This one is comfortable because it's external....

    My Wife Built This Deck Before the Hakbal Precon… and It Might Be Better I played a Simic Merfolk deck last night that honestly caught me off guard. Not because it was optimized. Not because it was full of staples. But because it felt incredible to play . What makes this even better? My wife built this deck before the Hakbal precon even existed. And after playing it, I realized something important: This deck doesn’t win because of the cards—it wins because of the engines . The Turn Sequence That Made It Click Here’s roughly how the game played out: Early setup into Nicanzil Followed by Twists and Turns Then Deeproot Waters Dropped Lord of Atlantis Landed Hakbal Played Spore Frog Then Vorel of the Hull Clade Finished with Shapers of Nature At the time, it just felt like things were “working.” Looking back? I accidentally stacked four different engines . Engine #1 — Go Wide Pressure Once Deeproot Waters , Lord of Atlantis , and Hakbal were online: Every Merfolk created mor...

        The REAL Reason Wizards Keeps Magic Online Alive Let’s be honest—Magic Online looks ancient. The UI feels like it’s from another era, it’s clunky, and compared to Arena… it’s not even close visually. So why is it still here? Because Magic Online does something Arena can’t . First— it supports the full game of Magic. We’re talking Modern, Legacy, Vintage, Commander… all the deep, complex formats with decades of cards. Arena simply isn’t built for that. MTGO is. Second— it has a real economy. Cards have actual value. You can buy, sell, trade, and even cash out. That means grinders, collectors, and serious players treat it like a marketplace—not just a game. Arena doesn’t allow that. Third— it’s a competitive testing ground. High-level players use MTGO to prep for real tournaments. The rules are exact, the interactions are precise, and the competition is legit. If you want “real Magic,” this is still the closest digital version. Fourth—and this is the big one— i...

  I don’t think Wizards of the Coast is lying about their sales—but I do think they might be measuring the wrong thing. Most of their revenue comes from selling product to distributors and retailers, not directly to players. That means their “success” is based on how much product gets ordered upfront, not how much actually gets opened, played, or enjoyed. And that creates a dangerous gap. Because distributors don’t feel what players feel. They don’t experience product fatigue. They don’t sit down and play Commander. They don’t care if a set is fun—they care if it sells. So if Wizards is primarily reacting to distributor demand, they might be getting delayed or distorted feedback on what players actually want. That could explain why we’re seeing more product releases, faster cycles, and sometimes weaker long-term engagement—even while sales numbers look strong on paper. The question isn’t “Are they making money?” The question is: “Are they building a game players actually want to ke...