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Lab Report 31: Bottles, Cows, and the Joy of Logging Out

 

Lab Report 31: Bottles, Cows, and the Joy of Logging Out

Every so often, it’s good to close the laptop, shuffle your deck back in the box, and just get out into the world. Recently, I did exactly that—and stumbled upon two absolute gems tucked away on the historic Route 66: The Bottle Farm and The Cross Eyed Cow Pizza.

The Bottle Farm is a wonderfully oddball roadside attraction, a shimmering testament to eccentric Americana. Located near Oro Grande, California, this quirky spot is a mosaic of recycled glass and folk art, where bottles hang from trees and handmade sculptures dot the landscape. It’s like walking into a post-apocalyptic garden where every weird piece has a story to tell. Started by Elmer Long and now lovingly maintained by family and volunteers, it’s part living art installation, part roadside memorial to creativity and reuse.

Not far down the road, we found The Cross Eyed Cow Pizza—a place as flavorful in personality as it is in crust. With a kitschy-cool decor, and the kind of staff who make you feel like a regular even on your first visit, it’s a must-eat if you’re road-tripping the Mother Road. And the pizza? Let’s just say I’d drive the miles again.

These little detours reminded me why it’s important to step away from digital arenas now and then. The real world is full of strange, beautiful places that only exist because someone cared enough to create them. Supporting local, unique spots like these helps preserve the magic of real-life adventure—and gives us stories to bring back to the table when the next game night rolls around.

— madsaxxon, Tibalt’s Apprentice

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