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Lab report 036: Cannibalize, Rebuild, Profit: Upgrading Prosper with Budget Bones

🧠 Cannibalize, Rebuild, Profit: Upgrading Prosper with Budget Bones

Sometimes you crack open a deck, pull out the big-ticket cards, and suddenly you’re left staring at a pile of dusty commons and B-sides thinking, could I make something with this?

That’s exactly what happened after I gutted a Rakdos list for trade stock. It was supposed to be a simple break-apart job: salvage the value, junk the rest. But while sorting the leftovers, I started seeing patterns — synergy, even. And the more I looked, the more one thought formed:

These budget bones could breathe new life into Prosper.
💥 The Old Deck: Fun, But... Clunky

The base list had all the vibes I like: exile casting, treasure synergies, drain engines. It was trying to do Prosper things… just a little too inefficiently.

You know the cards I’m talking about:

    Apex of Power – Cool in theory. In practice? Expensive setup for a big “meh.”

    Dream Devourer – Foretell doesn’t trigger Prosper. Rookie mistake.

    Bag of Devouring – I’d rather devour my own mana base.

    Dead Man’s Chest – Fun to say, not fun to play. Too much setup for too little return.

The deck had soul, but it was buried under jank and misplaced ambition.
🧠 The Upgrades: Budget Cards That Actually Cook

I didn’t go out and buy upgrades. I didn’t need to. Everything I added was just… lying around. Draft leftovers. Bulk box stowaways. Forgotten-but-functional.

Here’s what came in — and why it hits way harder than expected:
New Card    Why It Slaps
Florian, Voldaren Scion    Top-deck control meets exile synergy. Basically made for Prosper.
Mayhem Devil    Sac a treasure? Deal 1. Do it 5 times? Deal 5. You get it.
Syr Konrad, the Grim    Death triggers, mill triggers, exile triggers — value machine.
Brash Taunter    Eternal blocker that turns damage into pain. Bonus points with board wipes.
Bastion of Remembrance    Token + drain = exactly what you want in this archetype.
Kaervek the Merciless    Your opponents want to cast spells? Great — let them suffer for it.
Solemn Simulacrum    Ramp, blocker, draw. The Swiss Army Knife of Commander.
Sign in Blood    Cheap card draw = smooth Prosper turns.
Massacre Girl    Board wipe that plays beautifully with your death triggers.
Morbid Opportunist    Every death draws you deeper into value town.
Falkenrath Noble    Drain engine that just sits there bleeding your opponents dry.
Decree of Pain    Full reset and refuel. The “nope” button for creature-heavy tables.
🎯 Why This Works

The deck didn’t just get stronger — it got leaner and meaner. The clunky, cute cards got booted. In came consistent engines, better exile/cast payoffs, and nasty little win conditions that don’t need a mythic price tag to get the job done.

The best part? I didn’t spend a cent. I used what I already had on hand. The overlooked stuff. The budget tech that doesn’t sparkle in a binder, but shines in actual play.
🧠 Takeaway: Your Junk Pile Is a Treasure Vault

If you’ve got piles of draft cards, half-decks, or old staples that aren’t moving — dig through them. There’s a decent chance that something sitting in a penny sleeve could turn a “meh” deck into a problem at the table.

Prosper just needed a little help from the shadows. Turns out, budget cards can hit like mythics if they’re in the right shell.

 

~M Tibalt's Apprentice 

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