🔥 Lab Report 019: Mythic or Bust – June is for Degenerates

Let’s be real: I’m not here to vibe. I’m here to climb. June is Mythic or Bust month on MTG Arena, and I’m done pretending that turn 4 and 5 kills are "fast." They’re not. They’re quaint. Cute. Like playing a rotary phone in a room full of speed dialers.

So I’m switching gears and going full throttle into the degenerate depths of Historic with Greasefang Combo—because if I’m not reanimating a Parhelion II by turn 3, what even is the point?

This deck is cruel, efficient, and deeply dishonest. Which is to say, perfect.

🎯 The Goal:

Mythic. Pure and simple.
It won’t just happen because I want it. This deck demands reps. It demands precision. It demands I play when the meta is soft and sleepy. I’ve already scouted the time zones, watched the Arena population graphs, and scheduled my life accordingly. I am the storm.

🔧 The Decklist (Import-Ready for Arena):

Deck
4 Stitcher's Supplier (M19) 121
4 Fable of the Mirror-Breaker (NEO) 141
4 Undead Butler (VOW) 133
4 Greasefang, Okiba Boss (NEO) 220
4 Faithless Looting (STA) 38
4 Bone Shards (MH2) 76
3 Can't Stay Away (MID) 213
2 Revival // Revenge (RNA) 228
2 Wishclaw Talisman (ELD) 110
1 Skysovereign, Consul Flagship (KLR) 272
4 Parhelion II (WAR) 24
4 Brightclimb Pathway (ZNR) 259
4 Blightstep Pathway (KHM) 252
1 Hive of the Eye Tyrant (AFR) 258
4 Haunted Ridge (MID) 263
2 Sacred Foundry (GRN) 254
2 Savai Triome (IKO) 253
2 Godless Shrine (RNA) 248
4 Blood Crypt (RNA) 245
1 Seasoned Hallowblade (M21) 34
Mill or discard Parhelion II.

Play Greasefang, Okiba Boss.

Attack on turn 3 with 13 flying power and 2 vigilant angels.

Hope your opponent has therapy scheduled.

And if they survive? Do it again. And again. And again.
You’ve got backup discard, graveyard recursion, and just enough “fair” cards like Fable to get past interaction-heavy decks. It's a liar’s deck, and I love it.
Wish me luck, but don't get in my way!
 
Filed by MaD SaXXon, Turn 4 is Too Slow Division

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