Field Report 005 — Local Stores and Learning Curves

🧪 Field Report 005 — Local Stores and Learning Curves

Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of self-reflection about my local game store. It’s easy to get wrapped up in feelings of disappointment or frustration when things don’t click — when the games don’t fire, the vibe feels off, or you just can’t seem to find your rhythm.

But if I’m being honest… maybe part of that is on me.

I’ve started wondering:

What could I have done differently?
What should I have done differently?

Maybe I should have visited more often — gotten to know the players, learned the tempo of the store, understood the social dynamics better. Instead, I showed up, ready to play the way I always had… forgetting that local culture matters. Every store is its own little ecosystem, and walking into a new one expecting it to match your last is like bringing a snowmobile to a desert rally.

Truth is, I’ve been spoiled — blessed with years of abundant playgroups, busy shops, and plenty of weekly games. I didn’t always have to “try” to find fun; it was just there, waiting for me. But things are different now. Smaller scene, new people, different rhythms.

This isn’t a complaint — it’s a realization. One that reminds me that community isn’t just stumbled into. Sometimes, you have to build it.

So here’s to showing up a little more. Watching, listening, learning. Finding my place in this new puzzle — one card at a time.

— Tibalt’s Apprentice 🃏

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